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iLuv Quotes January 7, 2010

Filed under: humour,lessons,life,Personal — eujzin @ 11:37 am

 And these are my fave atm:

  • Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  • If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
  • A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
  • When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
  • You can’t be late until you show up.
  • Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
  • Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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One Response to “iLuv Quotes”

  1. del Says:

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. this is funny!


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